The stalking creature that doesn’t fly.

Hi, 
At 23:42 I felt a terrible tightness and funny feeling to the right rib cage. So I said my usual, “what on earth is going on in my rib cage?” As soon as those words were out of my mouth, I received a stinging prick to my right inner elbow followed by another to my left shoulder. Then 23:44 stinging prick to the right side of the abdomen. 23:50 prick to my private. 23:57 crawly to the right side of the face.  Below are two pictures of my car. I noticed it yesterday while I was outside. I keep thinking why this crap is always on the driver’s side door along with the hood of my car. This is supposedly bird crap from birds in the extremely tall tree that hangs over my car. Yet yesterday when I stood up and looked on the roof of the car, I saw one spot at the very back of the roof. Nothing at the front of the roof where this bizarre bird is always pooping. So, yes, this is very strange indeed. This crap is always where I will see it immediately upon walking up to the car. If this is a bird that is pooping on my car intermittently, then something must be wrong with this bird, because it only poops once in a while. Other birds poop quite often which means my car should have been full of bird poop. It’s always parked at the same spot, therefore, it should be covered in bird poop. But this particular bird doesn’t poop regularly, only sometimes. Extremely strange!! More later, stay well and safe. HAPPY NEW YEAR!